(Sorta) Live from Las Vegas, Part One

I know, I know. You think I just went to Las Vegas to spend all your hard earned money at the blackjack tables. You, my friend, are WRONG. I mostly went to spend your hard earned money at the blackjack tables, yes. (Also to see if I could get photographic evidence of Brian Clark doing something untoward.) But I figured I may as well tour the city for some marketing mojo while there, no? Therefore, I unveil the first in a series with an unknown number of parts. Las Vegas Marketing Lesson